Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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