i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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