I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
