You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
did you just send me my own nude
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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