i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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