The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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