My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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