His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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