If that was your dad, he is hot
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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