i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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