i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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