What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
