Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
