guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ladies don't puke and tell
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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