I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
did i walk over a car last night?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
