Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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