Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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