Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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