How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
