i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
