There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I had to cum in my sink.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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