Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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