you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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