I only kidnapped one of them. chill
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
