i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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