Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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