Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
How many fucks given?
0.12846
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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