dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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