I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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