Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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