you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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