Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just googled if crying burns calories
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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