I will die if light touches me.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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