I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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