I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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