I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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