is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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