Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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