I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Randomize
