he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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