He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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