I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood