And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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