my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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