508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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