i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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