While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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