just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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