Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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