i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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