She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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