he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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