We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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