Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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