oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
