I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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