no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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