Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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