You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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