It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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