Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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