It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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